Frazer’s Fantasy 2: The Quest for the Golden Crème Egg

 

Chapter 1: The Mission

 

“Gentlemen, I have a mission for you…”

As you may know, Price and I have been adopted by this Crème Egg farmer, and we eat crème eggs for breakfast, lunch and dinner! Anyway…

          “Yes, Uncle? What is it?” I asked. It’ll just be something on the farm. Nothing unusual.

          “I have heard of a great treasure, hidden in the Himalayas and guarded by the Yeti and many other defences. Your job is to retrieve this treasure, the ultimate treasure. The Quest for the Golden Crème Egg shall begin!”

          “What! Go deep into the Himalayas, fight the Yeti and bring back a gold crème egg! We’ll never do that! We’ll die out there! This is suicide!” Anger welled up in me. He had brought us as close to Heaven as you could get and now he’s sending us to our deaths! Was he mad!?!

          “You will have the best equipment money can buy and your food supplies will consist of my newest inventions, the crème egg minis! One crème egg mini will fill you up for 4 hours solid.”

          “Well I’ll do it, but I don’t know how other people feel about it, do I?”

          “Alright, alright. I’ll do it.” I said sulkily.

          We packed our bags full of the warmest clothes we could get, snow boots, masks, pistols and ammo, and 2kg of Crème Egg Minis (and specialized maps).

          “Uncle said we would fly to Gilgit then find a road that goes into the ‘layas. Where the road ends is where he stops.”

 

 

Chapter 2: the Journey